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Sunday, 23 October 2011

Going To The Theatre

Going to the theatre
Really is a treat
It's even better
When you get a really good seat

Waiting for the curtains to open
Excitement is mounting
Come on hurry up half past seven
Not that I am counting!

The show gets off to a great start
Actors singing and dancing
With all their heart
All looking like they were made for the part

Songs you can join in with
Make you feel so good
If only I could dance like that
If I could get on that stage I would

The costumes are so dazzling
A treat before your eyes
Women wearing fancy dresses
Men In suits and bow ties

Before you know It the show is over
The audience clap loudly
The cast have done a brilliant show
Of that they should think proudly


.© 2011 Aliyeopoems






Football

What is it that makes men quake?
Its only a football match for goodness sake
There's no need to rant and shake
We could of had a picnic by the lake

Okay so you lost your bet
All those goals were just not met
I know you had your mind set
On a holiday where the weather aint wet!

Your team are just going through a bad patch
Agreed it wasn't such a brilliant match
And that new player may not have been a good catch
Buy another drink, come on down the hatch

There's always next week
To claim those much needed points
Husbands down the pub
Wives cooking joints ( of meat! )

Just remember It's only a game
And not everybody else is to blame
If your team loses
Please keep it tame.....

.© 2011 Aliyeopoems



Friday, 14 October 2011

Going To the Dentist

Hello lie back and relax
Through gritted teeth I try
Ok open wide
Please don't let me die?

Your tooth has to come out
OH great I smile to myself
Stay strong It will soon be over
Just think about your health

The needles don't bother me
In fact they never will
But what really bothers me
Is how LOUD is that bloody drill???

Just a few stitches and almost done
Your mouth will be sore for a while
Thirty quid later I'm out the door
Thank god I still have my smile!!!


.© 2011 Aliyeopoems



What's In a song?

What's in a song? memories untold?
Lyrics with meaning
Stories unfold
Songs make you cry, songs make you happy
Songs make you dance with some random chappie!

Apparently you got the moves like Jagger
Or maybe you just got that swagger swagger
With some songs you can't go wrong
Just sing along to the lazy song!

Hey i'm glad you came
Because you give me happiness and no sorrow
But tonight give me everything
Cos we may not have tomorrow!

Songs make me happy, songs make me sad
Songs make me sing If somewhat rather bad
Songs make me smile, songs make me dance
Songs make me realise
At life you only get one chance!

So sing loudly and dance your ass off........



.© 2011 Aliyeopoems